●【翻译】外语区的"英语皇后"除了copy 还会什么?

我们先来欣赏一下某人博客上面“精彩推荐”的超级垃圾英语可好啊？
如下：

还是会习惯去想你的每一句话，明明自己不想去想的，偏偏每每都想去回忆。
Still would habitually to miss one of your words, the oneself do not think clearly to think of, it happened that want to recall often.

我的心，已经承受不了，再也承受不了一次又一次的打击！
my heart, have already accept to can not stand, accept the stroke can not stand once and once any further!

我的♥ 一次次的破碎了，我找不到坚强的理由。
Dear, a time of my heart fell in pieces, I can not find the strong reason.
我依然没有办法忘记你！
I have no way to forget you still!
我不想让自己难过下去，但是想着以前一幕幕。
I do not want to make the oneself sad bottom go to, but think the past one act act.
有甜甜的回忆在里面，有争吵，有幸福，有。
Have the very sweet recollection in the inside, quarrel, be lucky the blessing, have.
一切的一切！就忍不住要去想。
Everything of everything!Cannot help but will think.

这是第一次也是最后第一次给你写信，不知道为什么，一想到你，就有无数的话想和你说。
Dear